wreon
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Post by wreon on Nov 19, 2012 14:12:22 GMT
"ARE YOU REEEEADDDYYY TOO RUUMMMBBBBLLLEEEEE??"
The bikini-clad zhanna screamed, as Wreon stared.
Turn 1: resource 1. Casts birgette. Birgette does a little dance.
End.
Cards in hand: 4 Resource count: 1 SE count: 0 Remaining cards in deck: 33
"Your move, maj, your move. "
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The Stalker
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Post by The Stalker on Nov 19, 2012 16:48:32 GMT
"Are you ready for pain" responded Majiya, so quietly you had to strain your voice to hear her over the low rumble of the elemental magic swirling around her
Turn 1: Resource 1. Cast: Firesnake. Firesnake slowly weaves onto the battlefield, all eyes riveted on his OP'ness
End.
Cards in hand: 5 Resource count: 1 SE Count: 1 Remaining cards in deck: 32
"Fear the snake"
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Oblio
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Post by Oblio on Nov 19, 2012 17:21:53 GMT
*sniff, sniff
I smell Dirk coming...
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Direwulven
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Post by Direwulven on Nov 19, 2012 17:22:42 GMT
The trickle of audience stopped as the last of the lot filled the seats. Sounds of munching popcorn could be heard as the two Heroines carefully assessed each other.
A chill starts to descend upon the arena.....
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Raphael Majere
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Post by Raphael Majere on Nov 19, 2012 19:25:44 GMT
.......... The unnerving silence was suddenly broken by a unmistakable blast of fart. Yes, BBQ flavored popcorn does that and the poor culprit was quickly identified by the unappreciative crowd and was removed even swifter by the Arena guards; much to his dismay......
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Pandevmonium
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Post by Pandevmonium on Nov 19, 2012 21:06:25 GMT
Oh, this is gonna be a long battle, I pre-order the DVD with uncut scenes...
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wreon
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Post by wreon on Nov 20, 2012 0:31:45 GMT
"Death... Doom... Flatulence... This must be why the goddess has chosen me for this battle." Zhanna said passionately, as her hefty bosom heaved at her every word. "Yes, yes, whatever you say," Wreon replied, with his eyes matching the heaving, "that must be the reason." Credit must be given to her as Zhanna's passionate facade did not move, even as she sent an offhand backhanded slap to the unexpecting Wreon. Turn 2: resource 1. Casts... *sniff, sniff I smell Dirk coming... ...apparently a smelly dirk Birgette resumes her dance, while staring at the firesnake. End. Cards in hand: 3 Resource count: 2 SE count: 1 Remaining cards in deck: 32 "Do your worst... Fire Snake."
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The Stalker
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Post by The Stalker on Nov 20, 2012 5:25:33 GMT
"He's trying to defeat the master of stealth with an ambush ally?" snorted The St4lker derisively. "Shut up!" hissed Majiiya. "Everytime I talk I have to breathe in this stench."
Turn 2 Resource: 1 Casts... The ground starts to shake, and all eyes turn to the arena entrance. Unfortunately the spectacle that enters doesn't live up to expectations, as the Mighty Brutalis arrives clutching his pink teddy bear, dressed in his spiderman pyjama's. Chaos ensues as The St4lker and Majiya argue about whose turn it was to dress him. Order is finally restored as Logan in the crowd casually hits a pack wolf next to him with his dagger, which Brutalis then wraps around himself as a loin cloth, and the Brutalis rips a thorn tree out of the ground to use as a club.
Attack: A hush descends on the crowd as they prepare to witness the legendary firesnake attack. Some audience members actually duck behind the railings. Unfortunately, as firesnake is about to obliterate the entire arena, he sees Brutalis' pink teddy bear, and starts laughing so hard he can only hit Birgette for one damage.
End Cards in hand: 4 Resource count:2 SE count:2 Remaining cards in deck: 31
"You will regret laughing at the dark side"
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wreon
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Post by wreon on Nov 21, 2012 4:14:49 GMT
"How dare you wear a pack wolf hide, as the leader of the PCCPW (prevention of cruelty to cute pack wolves), I will not stand for this!" Zhanna said righteously, her benevolence shining through her globes of glory.
"Take this icestorm!"
Turn 3.
Resource 1. Icestorm, dirk cleans up brutalis.
Cards in hand: 2 Resource count: 3 SE count: 2 Remaining cards in deck: 31
"Eat Ice, Fire Snack."
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The Stalker
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Post by The Stalker on Nov 21, 2012 4:53:13 GMT
"I'm sorry, I thought you had a pack wolf around your waist as well," retorted Majiya. "You mean those are actually YOUR hips, Zhanna? I must introduce you to my gym instructor."
"Let's see how effective your ice storm is against a gargoyle."
Resource 1 Casts: Gargoyle
Cards in hand: 3 Resource count: 3 SE count: 3 Cards in deck: 30
"Like hitting your head against a brick wall, attacking my gargoyle is"
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Direwulven
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Post by Direwulven on Nov 21, 2012 5:08:59 GMT
Yoda-tongue Maj speaks!
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wreon
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Post by wreon on Nov 25, 2012 9:24:59 GMT
It's time to take this battle field!
Turn 4.
Resource 1 Casts Aldon.
Birgette hits maj for FIRST BLOOD, dirk follows up against maj with 3 damage.
Cards in hand: 1 Resource count: 4 SE count: 3 Remaining cards in deck: 30
"when the going gets tough, Aldon gets going."
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The Stalker
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Post by The Stalker on Nov 25, 2012 17:03:49 GMT
Majiya grits her teeth as she wipes the blood from the side of her face. The St4lker steps away from her in trepidation as the air around her takes on a greenish glow and begins to spark.
Turn 4 Resource 1 Gargoyle kills Birgette Casts lightning strike, kills Dirk, hits aldon
Cards in hand: 2 Resource count: 4 SE count: 4 Remaining cards in deck: 29 Health: 23
"Taste the sky's fury"
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Direwulven
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Post by Direwulven on Nov 25, 2012 17:15:14 GMT
Audience watches in awe as lightning crackled and struck Aldon the Brave in his nether region. Save for an unusually high-pitched squeal, the brave man stood brave and barely alive.
To the excited audience, arena commentator continued his commentary over the tannoy, 'Absolutely straight out of the textbook, this maneuver and you won't expect anything less from someone of thest4lker's fine calibre. Look at Aldon, he is barely surviving on 1 health. Will Zhanna heal her man?? She is known to tell campfire stories to heal her troops before bedtime.'
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