Millstalker lore
Oct 10, 2013 9:32:29 GMT
Post by zeuhl on Oct 10, 2013 9:32:29 GMT
After this post from Raph in the SE forums: "I just don't get it: why millstalkers still exist. They are great joy to beat; but most times they are just irritating - to put it more accurately they are the 'anti-hero' to the SE story. " I planned to reply with this, but i'll just post it here lol.
50 years after from what transpired in Dark Prophecies, Lance, his hair now grayed with the age, donned his suit for probably the last time his strength can afford him. He is tired, frail, and past his prime but he knows that there is still one more enemy that needs to be vanquished so that he can finally spend his days resting on his small hut on the outskirts of Balor.
The shadow heroes have been defeated one by one, but at the cost of much pain and grief. This opponent he is seeking to destroy is something far more sinister, some say he is a wolf like the elusive and dreaded moonstalker he had slain with his own hands 48 years ago, others say he is just an old bearded man who is dying and so want's to spend the rest of his remaining days taking off the remaining days of others. But whatever he is, Lance wants to get it done with - he is old, he doesn't break ankles anymore, he can't haste himself all the more his loyal allies - Raven, with her saggy breasts, aeon, who's been suffering athritis from bending and protecting for a very long time, and jasmine who's distract ability won't even work anymore even on the most horniest of brutalis, and his most loyal nightshade who justs spend the entire time sleeping.
And so he, together with his faithful allies, journey deeper and deeper into the forests of the most desolate area of Balor, to vanquish this horrible foe. On the way he met a familiar face on the field, it was Zhanna and she looked more like a woman now than she was 40 years ago. They did not exchange much words, because they were old and they need to conserve SE. But they shared one common purpose, to destroy the terrible evil that has remained even after Wulven's soon has passed and the Shadow era has finally ended.
They reached the place where the abomination was supposed to reside, and Lance shouted with all of his voice: "COME OUT, YOU MONSTER!"
This shout costed him 1 precious SE, but he had to do this to lure out the wretched fiend. There was no response, so he shouted and taunted for an hour, and each time cost him 1 se, then he just stopped when he had just enough SE left to haste himself and escape, if ever things went rough. It rain for a lon period of time, then just when before he and zhanna decided to pack their bags to go home in defeat, a sick snickering voice: "surrender?" was heard from the crevice.
It was then that in his rage, because he missed the breaking bad finale, Lance rushed into the cave together with his faithful allies. He then saw the monster, it was indeed identical to the moonstalker he killed many years ago and he felt more confident now that he can kill it again. So he called on his allies to finish the job, but he noticed they were not there with him, but they were busy looking at the wares in the baazaars. He can't believe baazaars existed in such a decrepit cave, so he went there to fetch them to finish their mission. Alas! just when they finally decide to go back to complete their task Jasmine was leaped at by a wolf who said: NOW YOU'RE MINE! and she died. There was no time to mourn for that ass who distracted 300 shadow knights in her life time, so they marched on and this time another wolf leaped at Aeon and bit him, causing him to be disoriented and hit Raven causing her death.
Lance knew he had to end this himself. And so he took of his trusted ankle breaker and proceeded to whip the wolf. In the beginning he had the upper hand and for every lash, the wolf whimpered in pain. But then when he was in the verge of victory, the wolf disappeared. He had faced the moonstalker before who used to hide too, and appear again with monstrous creatures. He managed to beat it by his ankle breaker, and by wearing a woman's garb that made shadow knights and brutal minotaurs just lol at hiim. But, this time it was different for he had never seen the wolf again. He and aeon mourned their fallen comrades, and parted ways because they've thought they already killed the monster. But Lance could not sleep that night, he knew he did not kill it, that it was still out there somewhere in the woods, with his baazaar people. It was then about midnight, when his eyes were finally able to close and welcome some sleep, that he heard a howl that pierced his heart with an unfathomable fear.
Not finished because I'm tired feel free to edit this make it more funnier end this lol, I envision it to end for lance horribly with him turning into a bag of milled human flour. I'll work on this in a later time when I feel fresh hehe.
50 years after from what transpired in Dark Prophecies, Lance, his hair now grayed with the age, donned his suit for probably the last time his strength can afford him. He is tired, frail, and past his prime but he knows that there is still one more enemy that needs to be vanquished so that he can finally spend his days resting on his small hut on the outskirts of Balor.
The shadow heroes have been defeated one by one, but at the cost of much pain and grief. This opponent he is seeking to destroy is something far more sinister, some say he is a wolf like the elusive and dreaded moonstalker he had slain with his own hands 48 years ago, others say he is just an old bearded man who is dying and so want's to spend the rest of his remaining days taking off the remaining days of others. But whatever he is, Lance wants to get it done with - he is old, he doesn't break ankles anymore, he can't haste himself all the more his loyal allies - Raven, with her saggy breasts, aeon, who's been suffering athritis from bending and protecting for a very long time, and jasmine who's distract ability won't even work anymore even on the most horniest of brutalis, and his most loyal nightshade who justs spend the entire time sleeping.
And so he, together with his faithful allies, journey deeper and deeper into the forests of the most desolate area of Balor, to vanquish this horrible foe. On the way he met a familiar face on the field, it was Zhanna and she looked more like a woman now than she was 40 years ago. They did not exchange much words, because they were old and they need to conserve SE. But they shared one common purpose, to destroy the terrible evil that has remained even after Wulven's soon has passed and the Shadow era has finally ended.
They reached the place where the abomination was supposed to reside, and Lance shouted with all of his voice: "COME OUT, YOU MONSTER!"
This shout costed him 1 precious SE, but he had to do this to lure out the wretched fiend. There was no response, so he shouted and taunted for an hour, and each time cost him 1 se, then he just stopped when he had just enough SE left to haste himself and escape, if ever things went rough. It rain for a lon period of time, then just when before he and zhanna decided to pack their bags to go home in defeat, a sick snickering voice: "surrender?" was heard from the crevice.
It was then that in his rage, because he missed the breaking bad finale, Lance rushed into the cave together with his faithful allies. He then saw the monster, it was indeed identical to the moonstalker he killed many years ago and he felt more confident now that he can kill it again. So he called on his allies to finish the job, but he noticed they were not there with him, but they were busy looking at the wares in the baazaars. He can't believe baazaars existed in such a decrepit cave, so he went there to fetch them to finish their mission. Alas! just when they finally decide to go back to complete their task Jasmine was leaped at by a wolf who said: NOW YOU'RE MINE! and she died. There was no time to mourn for that ass who distracted 300 shadow knights in her life time, so they marched on and this time another wolf leaped at Aeon and bit him, causing him to be disoriented and hit Raven causing her death.
Lance knew he had to end this himself. And so he took of his trusted ankle breaker and proceeded to whip the wolf. In the beginning he had the upper hand and for every lash, the wolf whimpered in pain. But then when he was in the verge of victory, the wolf disappeared. He had faced the moonstalker before who used to hide too, and appear again with monstrous creatures. He managed to beat it by his ankle breaker, and by wearing a woman's garb that made shadow knights and brutal minotaurs just lol at hiim. But, this time it was different for he had never seen the wolf again. He and aeon mourned their fallen comrades, and parted ways because they've thought they already killed the monster. But Lance could not sleep that night, he knew he did not kill it, that it was still out there somewhere in the woods, with his baazaar people. It was then about midnight, when his eyes were finally able to close and welcome some sleep, that he heard a howl that pierced his heart with an unfathomable fear.
Not finished because I'm tired feel free to edit this make it more funnier end this lol, I envision it to end for lance horribly with him turning into a bag of milled human flour. I'll work on this in a later time when I feel fresh hehe.