Lightning Fury
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"We are keepers of the peace, not soldiers"
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Post by Lightning Fury on Aug 11, 2015 11:18:08 GMT
Granted, he steals your treasure.
I wish I was a wizard.
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maxi1230
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Post by maxi1230 on Aug 11, 2015 12:24:16 GMT
Granted, but you can only control Shit with your powers! Brace yourselves, Toilets!
I wish I was an unkillable and unspottable assassin.
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Unruler
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Warrior of the blue Aardvark!
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Post by Unruler on Aug 11, 2015 12:55:28 GMT
Granted, but you only able to assassinate bugs.
I wish to believe in heart of cards.
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Ancha
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Stay Cool Bro B)
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Post by Ancha on Aug 11, 2015 14:05:10 GMT
Granted, but the cards not believe on you.
I wish i can teleport to everywhere.
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Lightning Fury
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"We are keepers of the peace, not soldiers"
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Post by Lightning Fury on Aug 11, 2015 14:29:02 GMT
Granted, you make a mistake on your first teleportation and end up insta-frozen in the middle of some glacier in Antarctica
I wish I didn't need to type everything I'm thinking
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Unruler
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Post by Unruler on Aug 11, 2015 16:54:16 GMT
Granted, you use speech recognition software which recognizes words incorrectly and makes you look stupid.
I wish I was a spider man.
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Post by RaiZeil on Aug 11, 2015 17:14:36 GMT
Granted, but when you shot your web it missed and you fell down from a very tall building and broke all your bones.
I wish i were the president of the world
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Lightning Fury
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Post by Lightning Fury on Aug 11, 2015 17:27:08 GMT
Granted, you are the last man alive in a nuclear shattered world.
I wish I could summon food when I'm hungry.
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Unruler
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Post by Unruler on Aug 11, 2015 18:38:19 GMT
Granted you can summon food, but the food is no good.
I wish I was boneless spider man.
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Lightning Fury
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"We are keepers of the peace, not soldiers"
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Post by Lightning Fury on Aug 11, 2015 18:42:31 GMT
Granted, have fun picking up girls and saving the brave citizens.
I wish I had the ability to sense when someone/something is going to hit me in the back of my head.
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Unruler
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Post by Unruler on Aug 11, 2015 23:14:19 GMT
Granted, but you don't have an ability to dodge the hit.
I wish to be OP AF.
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Ancha
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Stay Cool Bro B)
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Post by Ancha on Sept 5, 2015 3:57:41 GMT
Granted, but you don't have an ability to dodge the hit. I wish to be OP AF. Granted, but u banned from everywhere. I wish i have my own satellite for net.
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Unruler
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Post by Unruler on Sept 5, 2015 7:48:57 GMT
Granted but you have to remain on the orbit to maintain it.
I wish to B B King.
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JTL
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Post by JTL on Sept 16, 2015 16:45:21 GMT
Granted but you have to remain on the orbit to maintain it. I wish to B B King. Granted, but due to grammatical errors the peasants stone you to death after 15 minutes of ruling. I wish I wasn't tired all the time.
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Lightning Fury
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"We are keepers of the peace, not soldiers"
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Post by Lightning Fury on Sept 16, 2015 18:39:14 GMT
Granted, you sleep all the time hence not tired at all.
I wish I could go into the future and get the ultimate gaming console.
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maxi1230
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Post by maxi1230 on Sept 16, 2015 19:59:10 GMT
Granted after you travel back in time the console doesn't work anymore and no one knows how to repair the Future technology.
I wish for moar wishes.
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Unruler
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Post by Unruler on Sept 17, 2015 9:49:29 GMT
Granted but they're all corrupted so they're worthless.
I wish to be blue dabudi dabuda.
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Lightning Fury
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Post by Lightning Fury on Sept 17, 2015 18:41:01 GMT
Granted, I have no idea what that is but I'm sure it doesn't need to be corrupted..
I wish I had Wolverine's claws.
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Unruler
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Post by Unruler on Sept 17, 2015 22:19:59 GMT
Granted, I have no idea what that is but I'm sure it doesn't need to be corrupted.. It's a song reference: Granted but you're also blue dabudi dabudae.
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Post by AzureDragneal on Oct 23, 2015 5:30:15 GMT
Granted, but you don't have an ability to dodge the hit. I wish to be OP AF. Granted, but u banned from everywhere. I wish i have my own satellite for net. granted however all you can use is dialup I wish to be a dragon
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