Post by lucasblitz on Feb 18, 2015 21:49:08 GMT
Once upon a time, there was a fire in Jo3yb0i's hairy ass. Started by Colly, who liked to use fire snake after Unruler made firesnake the almighty poop in this teapot of awesome, conqualish dingleberry jam. Suddenly, it was a dark, lonely moment for Jo3yb0i, who was sitting and waiting for a sign from The Blue Phoenix. He slowly starts shaving his ass with a sword which is damn rusty. Suddenly, the door hit his sword into a lubecan and he yelled: "By the name of the feminine justice I shall become a woman and start to take money for giving pleasure to the fat Brutalis!
Yay! He yelled, "My destiny will make me happier when i become a female with high heels and my very own big busty black dress I bought from Colly's sewer." Then came the tall, handsome, charismatic Lightning Fury, who ejaculated lightnings and soft kisses from his gigantic marvelous rock solid piece of hairy girlish red ass baboon. He gave Jo3yb0i a big piece of white chocolate which was made from many different types of virgin oil production waste and then he slapped Jo3y with his apparently humongous titanium clad piece of shit. So after being set on fire by god Jo3yb0i decided the life of dog's worms and fleas and running from his deepest secret of anal gland should be pursued. Then he proceeded to eat the Jasmine's prominent part aka her ass that was full of Dart's Darts, by darts I mean the pointy kind which an acrobat like Meeklosh used.
Then suddenly Conquestadore got a boob job and Mip payed for it like a real man who wants to be Cholo. But Conquestadore wasn't satisfied because he still wanted bigger boobs so that he can fondle it together with wiped cream and strawberries.
But Mip had hots for those really long sandwich instead. So Mip used his hands to squeeze out some really mad milk of Kratylus's favorite platypus. Conquestadore poured tea on the platypus. The poor animal saw flying pokeballs, the hairy ones in pink skirts and very tiny hands. Soon after, Zhou, the janitor, started mopping the whipped cream from Mip's really soft hairy hands but Mip screamed and the whipped cream got all over Index's index finger. Index stood up and wiped finger on his other index in book of SE for dummies. This is dumb as a thumb says Conquestadore because his thumbs are too small.
"Hello, I present you my meaty Firesnake, which no man could see, it's so unseeable and non-seeable just like Unruler's ruler which is like a witch's personal twitching piece of pie." Suddenly, the pie's crust is crushed by a weirdly familiar hairy looking thing. "Croak." the Three-Eyed Behemot stood still, towering over the massive ruins of Joey's doughnut castle. BAM! A Fireball crushed down out of nowhere, barbecuing Pandevmonium, Elad's ex-husband. Elad was happy and arrived on a chariot of frost, freezing Colosal and his hairy sidekick The St4lker who loves to make impromptu speeches whenever a girl buy him donnuts. Meeklosh found El Dorado his favorite movie xxx hungarian version, watched it with sorabest the best dishwasherin the wild north west. Later the FBI (Foil Busters Inc.) investigating the unsolvable murder of Jimmy Hoffa linked him with Conq's Secret Tea. Suddenly, flying poke balls coming out from Zigbigwig's tea cup, catched all the big bad snakes and saved the shaved shade of Jo3y's ass from certain eternal destruction.
Meanwhile in Balor, Zhou is humping Lightning Fury's sparky shard of power because he likes to. NOT!
Greek and Danish warriors made an utroje out of a deserved supermodel octatroje! Which changed the taste of Bobbypim to a strawberry. So BobbyPim decided to blend in with the strawberries to create milkshakes and was happy! Conquestadore likes milkshakes so he drank whole of Bobbypim's milkshake that brings all the boys to the yard and they're like "this beats tea!". Later every one compared the milkshake instantaneously becoming critics destroyed the reputation of a dairy farm that belongs to Yotenka the great lover of balloons and baboons. Goons like Zigbigwig & meeklosh dug and trashed Moonstalker's lair and made darkclaw cry while the goons danced about like they are having a lot of Conq's precious tea topped with a slice of Jo3yb0i's FRESHLY CUT MAN-MEAT.
"Majulah BP!" Said LucasBlitz then proclaiming "Yeah that's pretty brutal".
Yay! He yelled, "My destiny will make me happier when i become a female with high heels and my very own big busty black dress I bought from Colly's sewer." Then came the tall, handsome, charismatic Lightning Fury, who ejaculated lightnings and soft kisses from his gigantic marvelous rock solid piece of hairy girlish red ass baboon. He gave Jo3yb0i a big piece of white chocolate which was made from many different types of virgin oil production waste and then he slapped Jo3y with his apparently humongous titanium clad piece of shit. So after being set on fire by god Jo3yb0i decided the life of dog's worms and fleas and running from his deepest secret of anal gland should be pursued. Then he proceeded to eat the Jasmine's prominent part aka her ass that was full of Dart's Darts, by darts I mean the pointy kind which an acrobat like Meeklosh used.
Then suddenly Conquestadore got a boob job and Mip payed for it like a real man who wants to be Cholo. But Conquestadore wasn't satisfied because he still wanted bigger boobs so that he can fondle it together with wiped cream and strawberries.
But Mip had hots for those really long sandwich instead. So Mip used his hands to squeeze out some really mad milk of Kratylus's favorite platypus. Conquestadore poured tea on the platypus. The poor animal saw flying pokeballs, the hairy ones in pink skirts and very tiny hands. Soon after, Zhou, the janitor, started mopping the whipped cream from Mip's really soft hairy hands but Mip screamed and the whipped cream got all over Index's index finger. Index stood up and wiped finger on his other index in book of SE for dummies. This is dumb as a thumb says Conquestadore because his thumbs are too small.
"Hello, I present you my meaty Firesnake, which no man could see, it's so unseeable and non-seeable just like Unruler's ruler which is like a witch's personal twitching piece of pie." Suddenly, the pie's crust is crushed by a weirdly familiar hairy looking thing. "Croak." the Three-Eyed Behemot stood still, towering over the massive ruins of Joey's doughnut castle. BAM! A Fireball crushed down out of nowhere, barbecuing Pandevmonium, Elad's ex-husband. Elad was happy and arrived on a chariot of frost, freezing Colosal and his hairy sidekick The St4lker who loves to make impromptu speeches whenever a girl buy him donnuts. Meeklosh found El Dorado his favorite movie xxx hungarian version, watched it with sorabest the best dishwasherin the wild north west. Later the FBI (Foil Busters Inc.) investigating the unsolvable murder of Jimmy Hoffa linked him with Conq's Secret Tea. Suddenly, flying poke balls coming out from Zigbigwig's tea cup, catched all the big bad snakes and saved the shaved shade of Jo3y's ass from certain eternal destruction.
Meanwhile in Balor, Zhou is humping Lightning Fury's sparky shard of power because he likes to. NOT!
Greek and Danish warriors made an utroje out of a deserved supermodel octatroje! Which changed the taste of Bobbypim to a strawberry. So BobbyPim decided to blend in with the strawberries to create milkshakes and was happy! Conquestadore likes milkshakes so he drank whole of Bobbypim's milkshake that brings all the boys to the yard and they're like "this beats tea!". Later every one compared the milkshake instantaneously becoming critics destroyed the reputation of a dairy farm that belongs to Yotenka the great lover of balloons and baboons. Goons like Zigbigwig & meeklosh dug and trashed Moonstalker's lair and made darkclaw cry while the goons danced about like they are having a lot of Conq's precious tea topped with a slice of Jo3yb0i's FRESHLY CUT MAN-MEAT.
"Majulah BP!" Said LucasBlitz then proclaiming "Yeah that's pretty brutal".